jack, i heard a story about you today, which and i was very surprised to find out that you once had your credit card declined at walmart's how is that possible i have the biggest purchase in walmart history really seventy thousand what did you want seventy thousand, so i get warm ups yeah one month so i get traitor from miami, the phoenix and i'm the type of guy i have no patience so when i get the phoenix they you know they have an apartment for me nothing's in it so two three in the morning i gotta go get four or five tvs i gotta go get printers i gotta go get laptops i gotta go get appliances sheets towels underwear t shirts so at the end it was seventy thousand, so i put my credit card in and got declined so i pulled it out hahaha and i put back in said to climb again so now i'm saying i know i'm not broke, so that i just said all right i'll be back so then the americans for security call me hey man, somebody stole your credit card and they spend seventy thousand at walmart i said no that was me what the hell are you fired with seventy thousand, so they turned it back on that's the true story you should have tried one of david beckham's cards if you still had yeah that's it。
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i was walking one day in beverly hills and i found the wallet usually when i find wallets i just take all the money out of the storm so this is a nice wallet so i look and it said david beckett i was like can be when i looked at the id and it was david beckham so i didn't want to just give it to the front desk so i tracked them down i was like david well now first i play the job on set i have your wallet hahaha i have your wallet it's gonna cost you a million dollars again the back but you knew it was me yeah sharks are playing i was like dave i found your wallet yeah hahaha and he came in picking up。

这是二十多年前的贝克汉姆和贝嫂,这是如今四十九岁的贝嫂和贝克汉姆。我们能看到小贝变贝爷,贝嫂还是那个贝嫂,那么贝嫂依然保持二十多岁的状态。 小贝在一档节目里就透露了贝嫂的生活习惯,她坚持二十五年来每天只吃鱼类和蔬菜。 unfortunately i'm married to someone that is eating the same thing for the last twenty five years six since i've met a victoria she only ate a grow fish vegetables to very rarely deviate away from there。 我翻阅了关于贝嫂所有的采访和报导,帮大家总结了三个适合普通人的抗老办法。第一,地中海饮食。地中海饮食适合所有人吃。贝草的饮食基本上是按照地中海饮食方法去执行的, 是被评为全球最佳的饮食方式。特别推荐多吃鱼类和绿叶蔬菜,它们含有丰富的欧米 内个三脂肪酸,对大脑健康还是很有好处的,而且是非常好的抗炎食物。第二,坚持运动。贝嫂每天六点起床,进行一个小时的有氧训练。运动可以增加 nad 家的水平。当然,运动并不是越多越好,过度运动 反而会让免疫系统受伤,给身体增添负担。根据世界卫生组织的建议,成年人每周应该进行至少一百五十分钟的中强度有氧运动,或者七十五分钟的高强度有氧运动。 三、除了运动可以增加 nad 加水平以外,我们还可以通过额外补充膳食补剂来提高 nad 家的水平。 nad 家参与调节色了酶的活性,色了酶能够影响基因的表达和细胞内修复的机制,抑制细胞老化的过程。 通过提高 ned 加水平,可以激活色的酶,减缓细胞老化的速度。关注我,分享更多健康减龄干货!

贝克汉姆,我恨透了上流社会的虚伪。贝嫂回忆他和贝克汉姆一见钟情的原因是因为 we're very working working class。 结果判官小贝立刻冲出来, being on it, i am being i did your drive that drive you just saw so my dad do my dad whoa all right it's not a simple answer okay you get it depends no, no, no, no okay in the eighties my dad had a rolls royce。 这是在看采访吗?这是在看小品。

lakers repeat back to back titles the l a lakers, the two thousand and ten nba champions do you think i was pissed when you got number five? of course you were oh no no! i told my house no doubt i bet you did no i went crazy because when i got four you got four i was like hey, i got four he got four let's straight would you got that fifth one yeah hold on you said i just want to get one more so no wait tv is nothing you can do about it either we know what it means as a team but what about individually for you? it's got one more to shack so you can take that to the bank a couple days later i said i ain't gonna be able to get fired i'm thirty eight hips bad knees bad i just got a call from steve car they trade me to the cleveland cleveland trade me the boss i'm like it might be over so this is something that i have to live with the kobe, fly and shot cash four so i got to live with that all my life have brings me so much joy you know what? i may do next week? i may sign with golden state on your ass on the other side of ten days hey man you know ten days with golden states oh man you know we did that if i did that nah yeah you nah cause you weren't went now when an argument hahahaha three two one remember when you're your jersey retirement happy for you you know but i couldn't help us say you know this night has made a lot sweeter because i know you have four and i have five hahaha oh god! i don't want to do this oh yeah! this type of duo or what people ever see again? never ever ever ever we made that song no good none of that none of that hold on we gotta take your picture give him five and give me four 哈哈哈, you get them all in the picture。

congratulations since the last time you were here inducted in the nba hall of fame oh, thank you that was that is that the nba hall of fame ring it's not the official hall of fame ring i was gonna say that doesn't look official yeah this is this is the one that i have made for myself okay as a youngster on program as a youngster i was always programmed to when i win something i would give it to my father and i finally asked him why he did that and his reasoning was never wanted me to get a satisfied got it so you know when he passed away i dedicated room in my house to him, but i didn't want to wear that one gotcha was special so i just put it in his room so i just had me want to make and did you make the design yourself did you know exactly of course i did of course i did that's a number yep hall of fame yep the heat i want one championship in the heat lakers that's fantastic and were you happy with the craftsmanship did you like what you got i did it myself so yes oh you did yes but wait and obviously you weren't you know carving it out yes i did everything myself how was how was the induction ceremony you were there for a great class of people alan iverson young man i was in cheryl sues it was actually was actually wonderful it was a great event and uh when i realized that it was gonna happen so soon yeah you know i i would like to think that it would eventually happen you know later down a lot, but it just happened so quick and wish my father was there to to celebrate with me, but i have my children there my family there, my woman was there so it was a great day and you actually were helpful yeah congratulations you were helpful because the yao ming was also there and there was a moment where they had to put his hall of fame jacket on him and that's really a job for basically you the only other guy there can do it yeah i was actually sitting there we're there all day and i was like taking all day and the guy was like let me do it hahaha let me do it so we can get out of here but now he he's a nice guy funny thing about yeah i mean the first three years i played against him we never spoke yeah so one time he hit me with a nice move i was like i was a great move and he's like thanks my brother hahahaha you speak english hahaha you're like yeah shack i speak english you never talked to me i was like hahahaha he set me up the whole time was it uh you mentioned your father um was it an emotional night for you you don't straight me as a guy, because you were so much fun and you're so effusive all the time was it an emotional day at all it was an emotional night but i had a lot of people text me about you twenty thousand dollars that you're gonna cry so i was sitting up there and i was just thinking cookies rosa flakes cereal swimming and now you met you got heat and lakers on your ring there one championships both and now you're getting a number retired with the heat as well yes that so that must be a nice moment as well nice moment i remember when i i got traded from the lakers moved to miami, i was just messing around it was a you you know it was like a scene from the warriors i pulled up in a truck it was a thousand people there and i opened my big mouth i said i'm gonna bring a championship to the city in the first year we all almost got it down the next year we did get it done so thank you to the ariston family and the riley family from the top of jersey yes well congratulations you you are a self described ambassador of fun this is a title you've bestowed on yourself yes are correctly bestowed if if you had not bestowed on yourself i would happily bestow it on you now but uh i think we have video evidence that proves there is no man more deserving than ambassador fun this is you at a bar mitzvah and let me just say you got the moves let's take a look 哈哈哈哈啊, you know they say they always say why people can't dance but then you see a room full of jews and you say you know what no they were i'm not gonna say that you can say that is a that's a joke said panto yeah。

他生于奥迪尔,将已经退役,但并没有远离篮球界,球迷时不时还能看到他担任赛事解说或者点评球员。 现在奥利瑞已经不再是当年赛场上那个能够呼风唤雨的大鲨鱼了,五十四个塔胡子已经花白,身体发福十分严重,甚至体重一度飙升到四百斤,说是胖成球都不过分了。虽然体型不断增长,但大鲨鱼并不担心会影响身体健康, 退役后他彻底放飞自我,在饮食方面更加不知解释,一天甚至要吃三十六个热狗,并且还要吃大量的水果、鸡肉和鱼肉等等, 难怪在现在那么胖。值得一提的是,如今的奥胖身价已经达到六十亿,即使是不上班也足以养活他下辈子了。让人惊讶的是,如此庞大体现奥利奥唯独钟爱身材娇 的女生,他的前妻以及交往过的女友身高基本都不超过一米六零,而他现任女友身高就只有一米五八,两人同框的时候就像是大人和小孩一般, 身高和体型差十分明显。很多人可能不明白为啥奥尼奥那么喜欢娇小的女生,从此面对采访时,奥胖终于说出原因,他表示只有小个子女生才能激发采访富裕,这样看来,大少爷的口味还真是非同一般。那么这为何奥尼也喜欢身材娇小的女生呢?