excuse me? i'm amy farrah fowler your sheldon cooper hello amy farrah fowler i'm sorry to inform you that you have been taken in by unsupportable mathematics designed to pray on the gullible and the lonely additionally i'm being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock if that was slang, i'm unfamiliar with it if it was literal, i share your version to soiled hosiri in any case, i'm here because my mother and i have agreed that i will date at least once a year interesting my mother and i have the same agreement about church i don't object to the concept of a deity but i'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance and then you might want to avoid these texas noted now before this goes any further you should know that all forms a physical contact up to and including coitus are off the table may i buy you a beverage tap it water please good god what have we done。
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hey sheldon being physical that amy is a huge step for you yeah are you ready for this intimacy in any form has been challenging for me, but i'd like to show her how important she is and it feels like now might be the right time sheldon that's so beautiful then it settled thanks for taking me out well, you're spending your birthday with sheldon why not celebrate early so where do you want to go i heard that new mexican place on green street is good sure sure or we could take you to get a bikini wax? why would i get a bikini wax for my birth thing i don't know it was just a thought i think i'll just stick to mexican thanks and then maybe after we can watch a dirty movie and if anybody has any questions about what happened or how we can answer them。

sheldon when i was a little girl i used to dream about my wedding but eventually i stopped because i thought that day would never come and then i met you from the first moment in that coffee shop i knew that there was technice even though i did work on a study that disprove love at first ski i love that study the moment i read it ironic clearly it was wrong because i felt something that day and those feelings have only gotten stronger with time i can't imagine loving you more than i do right now but i felt that way yesterday and the day before yesterday and the day before that i don't know what the future holds, but i know that i've never been happier than i am in this moment marrying you。
