diary of a wimpy kid by jeff kinney september tuesday first of all let me get something straight this is a journal not a diary i know what it says on the cover but when mom went out to buy this thing i specifically told her to get one that didn't say diary on it great all i need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea the other thing i want to clear up right away is that this was mom's idea not mine, but if she thinks i'm going to write down my feelings in here or whatever she's crazy so just don't expect me to be all dear diary this and dear diary that the only reason i agreed to do this at all is because i figure later on when i'm rich and famous i'll have better things to do than answer people stupid questions all day long so this book is gonna come in handy like i said i'll be famous one day but for now i'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons let me just say for the record that i think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented you got kids like me who haven't hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day and then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school if it was up to me grade levels would be based on height not age but then again i guess that would mean kids like shirah gupta would still be in the first grade today is the first day of school and right now we're waiting around for the teacher to hurry up and finish the seating chart so i figured i might as well write in this book to pass the time by the way let me give you some good advice on the first day of school you got to be real careful where you sit you walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any old desk and the next thing you know the teacher is saying i hope you all like where you're sitting because these are your permanent seats so in this class i got stuck with chris hosey in front of me and lionel james and back of me jason brill came in late and almost sat to my right but luckily i stopped that from happening at the last second。
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diary of a wimpy kid by jeff kinney september tuesday first of all let me get something straight this is a journal not a diary i know what it says on the cover but when mom went out to buy this thing i specifically told her to get one that didn't say diary on it great all i need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea the other thing i want to clear up right away is that this was mom's idea not mine, but if she thinks i'm going to write down my feelings in here or whatever she's crazy so just don't expect me to be all dear diary this and dear diary that the only reason i agreed to do this at all is because i figure later on when i'm rich and famous i'll have better things to do than answer people stupid questions all day long so this book is gonna come in handy like i said i'll be famous one day but for now i'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons let me just say for the record that i think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented you got kids like me who haven't hit their growth sprit yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school if it was up to me grade levels would be based on height not age but then again i guess that would mean kids like shirah gupta would still be in the first grade today is the first day of school and right now we're waiting around for the teacher to hurry up and finish the seating chart so i figured i might as well write in this book to pass the time by the way let me give you some good advice on the first day of school you got to be real careful where you sit you walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any old desk and the next thing you know the teacher is saying i hope you all like where you're sitting because these are your permanent seats so in this class i got stuck with chris hosey in front of me and lionel james and back of me jason brill came in late and almost sat to my right but luckily i stopped that from happening at the last second next period i should just sit in the middle of a bunch of hot girls as soon as i step in the room but i guess if i do that it just proves i didn't learn anything from last year because i ended up passing notes that probably read greg is a dork man i don't know what is up with the girls these days it used to be a whole lot simpler back in elementary school the deal was if you were the fastest runner in your class you got all the girls and in the fifth grade the fastest runner was ronnie mccoy nowadays it's a whole lot more complicated now it's about the kind of clothes you wear or how rich you are or if you have a cute butter whatever and kids like ronnie mccoy are scratching their heads wondering what the heck happened the most popular boy in my grade is bryce anderson the thing that really stinks is that i have always been into girls but kids like bryce have only come around in the last couple of years i remember how bryce used to act back in elementary school he would say things like i think girls are stinky poos if i heard him i would immediately say i don't think girls are stinky poos but of course now i don't get any credit for sticking with the girls all this time like i said bryce is the most popular kid in our grade so that leaves all the rest of us guys scrambling for the other spots the best i can figure is that i'm somewhere around fifty, second or fifty, third most popular this year but the good news is that i'm about to move up one spot because charlie davies is above me and he's getting his braces next week i try to explain all this popularity stuff to my friend rowley, who was probably hovering right around the 150 mark by the way, but i think it just goes in one ear and out the other with him。

今天再接着上次读一点小屁孩日记第二页 like i said i'll be famous one day。 正如我刚才说的啊,正如我说的,我有一天啊,会出名的, but for now。 现在呢? i'm stuck in middle school。 我被困在了中学里, with a bunch of morons。 和一群傻瓜一起。 morons morons me right hmm let me just say for the record for the record。 还是要声明一下啊, that i think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented。 我认为, 嗯,中学是自古以来发明出来的最传的主意了。 you got kids like me who haven't hit their gross birth yet we mixed with the mixed with these gorillas who need to try shave twice a day。 你让像我这样的小孩子,还没有还没有。嗯, 到达他们的快速生长期的。这样的小孩子跟那些每天需要刮两次胡子的那些大猩猩们混在一起, 会发生什么事呢?看,这是那些小孩子,这是大个子。他们会说, out of my way runs。 嗯,这个小小小不点给我躲开。 and then 你让我们都待在一个学校里 and then they wonder。 然后他们还还不明白 why bullying is such a big problem in middle school。 他们还不明白为什么中学里学校霸凌是这样一个严重的问题,他们却不明白,真是蠢呐。 hmm, if it was up to me。 如果是让我来决定的话呢? great great levels would be based on height not age。 那么年级呢?应该基于身高而不是年龄。 hmm, but then again。 但是话说回来, i guess that that would mean。 这就意味着 kids like um trigger。 像他这样的孩子嘛, would still be in the first grade。 这样的话,他可能还在上一年级哦,因为他个子太矮了,对吧?

给你们读一点这个小屁孩日记 diary of a wimpy kid diary of a wimpy kid september 九月 tuesday 星期二 first of all let me get something straight。 首先啊,让我先说清楚, this is a journal not a diary。 这是一个日志,不是日记。 i know what it says on the cover。 我知道封面上写的什么, but when mom went out to buy this thing i specifically told her to get one that didn t say diary on it。 我妈妈去买的时候啊,我特别声明不要买上面带日记的那种本子,但是他还是买了,哎,这下可好了, great all i need is for some jerks to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea。 这下好了,要是有一些人看到我拿着这个日记本啊,就会误会我了,说 bong 给我一拳 punch c c 他们就会说,真是娘炮啊,哈哈哈。 the other thing i want to clear up right away is that this was mom's idea not mine。 另外一个我要说明的就是,这是妈妈的如意啊,不是我的,我本来没打算写日记的, but if she thinks i'm going to write down my feelings in hero, whatever, she's crazy。 如果他认为我会把我的什么感想啊在这里写出来,那他就疯了。 so, just don't expect me to be all dear diary, this and dear diary that。 所以啊,你就别预想着我会在会 整天,哎呀,我亲爱的日记呀这了那的, the only reason i agree to do this at all is because i figure later on later on when i'm rich and famous i'll have better things to do than answer people stupid questions all day long。 这个我,我之所以同意要写这本日志啊,是因为等回头啊,我我我我要是变很富裕很有名的话呢,那么我就有很多事要干。我可不能整天来回答人们的愚蠢问题, 比如说什么问题呢? gregory, tell us about your childhood gregory 跟我们说说你的童年吧。 were you always so smart and handsome。 你是不是一直都这么呃,聪明,这么 帅呀?嗯, so this book is gonna come in handy。 所以这本书啊,这个日志啊,就到时候就派上用场了。于是我就会说, here is my journal! 这就是我的日志。 now shoo shoo! 现在走吧走吧,去看我的日志去吧。这是 flash 闪了个闪光灯在给我拍照片。 ok, 进入到这里。