观咕咕是直男吗

一段健康的恋情应该是什么样子？ do i know why my guy is so amazing because he has the qualities of a woman he's gentle he doesn't have a violent bone in his body he's empathetic he has great communication skills and he knows what he wants in life he has a marculent sense of style he's extremely tidy he takes really good care of himself he has a skin care routine he used to play football and left because of the toxic masculinity that he experienced he reads books about intersectional， feminism， agenda and he's a straight white man he gets really excited about small things like marching， pencils and notebooks he has a really beautiful relationship with his mom he gets on better with women than he does men he's my best fucking friend why don't you fart in front of me？ what do you mean？ sometimes i'm gassy uh huh right？ yes and i got a fart yeah well， because you never fart in front of me it makes me uncomfortable farting in front of you i'll never fart in front of you you can fart in front of me though no not too far in front of me？ no if you would feel free to fart i'm not like asking if i don't want you to it sounds like some weird thing but it would make me more comfortable farting around you if you just let one lose around me everyone so well you're so silly as soon as you went to go shower today i farted like four times hahaha big ones too。

哎，你好先生，吃点什么啊？那个给我来碗红烧牛肉面啊。那个那个大碗牛肉汤，不要辣椒不要香菜，多放点醋，能快点吗？那不这位小美女，我我先来的，应该知道先来后到不， 那个大哥我很快的。这不是快不快的问题，有时候我也蛮快的，但是我今天点面条。我现在的，哎，不是啊，你还是不是个男人啊。你就让我一下怎么了嘛，我是女生哎，你是女生怎么了，你是畜生都不行，你有毛病吧， 不能随便丢垃圾你不晓得啊啊，你不知道吗？你管我啊，我要是不丢要清洁工干嘛？这是你丢的吧？ 什么是不是还给你，你有毛病吧，你把垃圾丢我嘴里面干嘛？哦，那是嘴啊，我不知道的，我还以为那是垃圾桶呢。你是没长眼睛吗？瞎投篮。老板快点给我做啊。我说你这个小姑娘，你脾气蛮大的嘛，这么多摊位为什么非要抢我这个 哦，哎，你是不是对我催眠已久啊，故意站到我这边的不，哎，你在说什么啊，哎哎哎，快点哎，等会我承认你的消化道成功的引起了我怎么怎么怎么怎么开始追求我，哎，可以开始了。哎，我追你啊， 我行了吧我，哎哎你你不行，你今天特别的甜。哈哈哈，你有病吧我有病，是你让我失去了抵抗力，你 神经病哎，姑娘你晚上还要吗？不要了。哎呦，不要就不要吧，也不知道哪个惯到你们这些臭毛病。你要今天哪个小小小男孩在这块不给你欺负死的了，我可不惯到你哦，老板明天继续上哦哦哦，好。

老公老公，我亲戚来了。什么？我亲戚来了。亲戚来了？对呀， ok。 天呐，你买这么多菜干什么呀？ 亲戚不是来了吗？啊？过得好，请问谁在哪？请问谁在哪？哈哈哈哈哈哈。

三本天吊哑的寝室文学。