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现在的小孩对妈妈的恐惧究竟有多深? 伴我一生!然后下面网友,千万不要这样吓孩子,不然会导致孩子被吓到,哈哈哈哈哈, 妈妈啊,里面的鬼还没有你吓人!然后下面网友,我感觉这是后面爸爸教他说的,他不敢说,怕挨揍,我估计也是,哈哈哈。鬼子举枪对准八个月大的婴儿,却不料小家伙直接跳起来跑了,给鬼子整蒙圈了。 哈哈哈哈,别说鬼子蒙圈,我都蒙圈了,上个厕所。美国有梅西,中国有梅坤。大家好,我是梅西的弟弟梅坤,我是梅西的哥哥梅爸,我是梅西的表弟梅爹, 我是梅西的表哥,我叫梅武,我们是没全家组合。然后下面网友,我是梅西的阿姨梅姨,哈哈哈哈哈。

had enough of this vacation i'm going home hold it right there this is the concierge sir i knew it was you i could smell you getting off the elevator you was here last night too wasn't it sir, i was you was here and you were smooching with my brother i'm afraid you're mistaken so don't give me that you've been spoken with everybody snuffy l leo little moe with the gimpy leg cheeks bony pipe cliff no it's a lie i could go on forever baby i'm terribly sorry sir, but i'm afraid you're mistaken we're looking for a young man all right i believe it, but my tommy can't don't get down on your knees and tell me you love me on your knees i love you you gotta do better neck i love you maybe i'm off my hinges but i believe you that's why i'm gonna let you go i'm gonna give you to the counter three to get your lousy lion low down four flush and carcass out my door one two 啊哈哈哈 three merry christmas your filthy animal in a happy new year stay in your rooms this is an emergency there's an insane guest with a god come to papa round trip to miami what's the matter get on the wrong plane squirt looks like you up indeed in this kid american don't fly to the promised land little buddy come on spent nine months of jail thinking we had the worst luck in the universe we were wrong little buddy we're busted out of the clanking we're doing fine we're gonna be doing even better because we're not robin houses anymore now we're robin toy stores at midnight tonight we're hitting duncan's toy chest five floors of cash then after that we grab a couple of phony passports off the rio, you want to shut up what's the difference he's not gonna talk to anybody said maybe a fish for the undertaker let's just get him to the subway done, i'll feel a lot better once we get him on ice i've got a gun in my pocket you open your mouth and you'll be spit and come out to your forehead well, hello, he did it did what thanks yeah if we he was in the park what are you doing what over there? hey harry i didn't get up put him down, put him down i did him should've shot him when we had the chance i hate pull the job don't have little creep is on a loose what can he do he's a kid kids are helpless about this kid yeah but this time he doesn't have a house full of dangerous goodies to get us with he's in the park he's alone kids are scared of the park yeah grown men come in the park and don't leave alive yeah good luck, i want to go home mom where are you?


