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every time that i farts in are you gonna stop me no, i'm not you disgust me hakuna matata yeah sing a kid, it's a problem everyone this is simba that my friend is a lion what about food have you thought about fever doing that thing yeah i'm starved i could eat a whole zebra oh here we go uh, no, no, no kid we're fresh out of zebra in the antelope uh, oh, no listen kid if you want to live with us you have to eat like us and most importantly not eat us what's that this one's got some nutty men hmm now that's what i call oomami slimy get satisfying mmm extra crunchy they're local yeah, oh are they they're from right there i'm telling you kid this is the great life no rules no responsibilities ooh, a little cream filled kind i love these those are good i love those are the best well kid, oh well kuna matata slimey yet satisfying that's it we live on。


我买了个宇宙无敌超级有用的东西,这不就是个充电宝吗?错,这是太阳能充电宝。啥?你想啊,普通充电宝你是不是充满电才能带出去啊?而且在外面你又没电了,他是不是就没有用了?就是一块砖, 他不一样,你可以直接带出去,一边充电一边玩,永远有电。你就是牛,牛逼吧,那万一阴天下雨咋办呀?你这不是抬杠啊,你就阴天,你非要弄他啊。那再说了,那晴天的日子肯定比阴天要多吧,跟犟鱼似的,看到没,一拿出来就开始冲灯亮了。 那充充多少了?现在还没看出来。他充二十五,二十五就这样了,充到五十五十就亮了啊充。哈哈哈,我刚刚寻宝呀,拿这个罗盘就这 举累了。要不你来举会自己的充电宝?自己充我也不配用它,我充用不起用不起。充满没?啊 呀,出来晚了,光照不足,意思得大中午十二点在这坐着给他充电,哈哈,我可不来啊,哈哈哈。哎,看到没,太阳能,那晚上能不能充电啊?晚上哪来太阳能,那月光不就是太阳光的反射吗? 为啥不行?你问到了我的心思吗?哈哈哈,没电了,他好像也可以用充电线充。那不行,你要用充电线给他充,那他和普通充电宝有何意?他必须得用太阳能充电,明天中午十二点你去充电,你就非要把我架在这是吧啊?





