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他从来没有摸过弓箭,但第一次比赛就百发百中,而且根本无需瞄准。裁判正要宣布比赛结果时,另一只利剑突然射出,直接将靶心的箭杆劈成了两半。全场瞬间傻眼了,裁判也震惊的看向博士,他到底是何方神圣?罗宾汉却淡定的很,当即如法炮制来了一箭。博士二话不说直接来了一箭,精确之道 罗宾汉也不妨多让, 博士认为再比下去毫无意义,当即按下了音速起字,将靶场炸了个稀巴烂。故事回到几小时前, 克拉拉一直梦想着见一面偶像,就是那个根本不存在的传奇英雄罗宾汉,博士经不住他的死缠烂打,最终带他穿越回了十二世纪的英格兰。没想到这里真有这么一号人物。博士一脸的怀疑,童话里虚构的人物 为何会在现实出现?克拉拉可不管那些,瞬间变成了罗宾汉的小迷妹,这更让博士醋意大发,于是两人相约来了一场射箭比赛,直到后来他炸翻了靶场,这可把在场的观众惊呆了,古代的人们何时见过此等高科技,郡都当即下令将他逮捕。一番打斗中,罗宾汉砍断了一个手位的手臂, 不想伤口竟冒出了火花,博士震惊的发现,这竟是一个机器人,此等科技根本不可能出现在十二世纪,为了查明真相,博士决定束手就擒,深入虎穴进行调查,三人就这么被关进了地牢。没想到这个罗宾汉是个话痨,嘴里逼逼叨叨个没完,不断的和博士斗嘴, 这一点他还真猜错了,殊不知博士已经活了两千多岁,两人的争吵让克拉拉忍无可忍,守卫这时走了进来, 直接将克拉拉带走了。两个直男这才开始担心起来,于是合伙再次引来了守卫,并用计将其打翻,顺利逃出了地牢。却说另一边,克拉拉被带到了郡都面前,原来郡都被他的美貌吸引,克拉拉的高情商再次展现,他将计就计,施展了美人计, 空为郡都的英明神物,这让郡都很受用,随之将机器人的真相说了出来。原来就在几年前,一艘突发故障的外星飞船再次紧急迫降,在机器人展示了高超的科技后,郡都果断选择了和他们合作, 五亿当地民众帮他们修复飞船,作为回报,机器人会帮他一通英伦三道登上王位。郡都贪婪地看着眼前的克拉拉,这真是上天赐给自己完美的王后。 看到这里,刚在五八同城上找到工作的小编也不禁替女神担心起来。与此同时,逃出地牢的博士两人来到了城堡深处,这里竟是一艘外星飞船的控制室,从里面的科技水平判断,这艘飞船应该是 是来自二十八世纪,可他的动力却严重不足,应该是引擎出现了故障。博士在数据库中看到有许多被编排好的罗宾汉英雄故事,果然跟自己判断的一样,罗宾汉是虚拟出来的人物,他很可能是个机器人,是外星人为了奴役当地的人类特意创造出来的精神支柱。 罗宾汉听后却一脸懵逼,不带这么侮辱人的,老子可是爹生娘养土生土长的英格兰大活人,去你妹的虚拟人物吧!两人正争执之际,均都带着克拉拉赶到了, 一番乱战之下,罗宾汉带着克拉拉跳窗而逃,落入了下面的护城河里。博士再次被关入了地牢,他这才发现这里都是被奴役的老百姓,他们正日复一日的提炼黄金,博士瞬间恍然大悟,黄金是修复飞船引擎的重要材料,可这些黄金是远远不够的, 一旦飞船启动那无异于点燃一颗核弹,届时整个城市将被夷为平地。一个机器人这时走了过来准备送他上路。博士演技 很快,当即利用金属版的反射开始了反击,老百姓们也活学活用,他们早就受够了这群机器人的鸟气了。 everyone the last one! 谁都没想到一群高科技的外星机器人就这么被人类用金属般解决了。郡都这时带兵赶到了,准备干掉博士这个捣乱的家伙, 这才从交谈中得知罗宾汉并不是所谓的机器人,却不想上方传来一声怒喝,应声罗宾汉从天而降。还有那个美艳动人的克拉拉君都倒也算个男人,和罗宾汉来了一场公平的决斗。两人都是剑术高手, 一番打斗之下病毒不慎坠入了滚烫的熔炉中,也算罪有应得了。此时的外星人已得到消息这里已经没有任何利用价值了,于是决定强行启动飞船逃离地球。但他们却不知道此时的动力却不足以离开地面。为了不让爆炸影响到城镇,博士决定冒险一搏。 三人合力拉动了静物,犹如冰汉瞄准发射震动飞船的引擎盖。 飞船刚飞出大气层就发生了爆炸,地上的众人顿时欢呼雀跃,博士也暗暗松了一口气,这个世界终于安全了。临走之际,罗宾汉再次告诉博士,自己是个真实存在的活人, 和你一样,也是个拯救世界的英雄。博士回到塔迪斯后告诉克拉拉,他给罗宾汉留下了一个礼物。待塔迪斯离开后,虚影中出现了一个女人,正是罗宾汉的妻子,博士将他带了回来。 thank you doctor。

well that belongs to prince jar oh no please no don't oh those creeps send them to the other side of the county marion, oh, no militus n p r m heribic huh, the ring where's the ring what did you do with it to the dungeons with you please robin, oh robin hood catch if you can ha ha ha ha ha ha go back oh, thank you everyone can i have my ring back now uh uh ready tom here it is a vertics repair so oh huh just give me a second we'll find your ring right away i promise you hmm a vertice red roster oh darn it i'll never be able to do it maybe we can ask dirkay why of course he'll be be able to help me hey this way miss ben come back marion are you here? hahaha oh hahaha what a lovely dress? oh what a lovely brush? ha ha ha ha ha oh her jairy cool i give up we've searched the entire castle is this a race hen or what let's go be before it escapes again you're right i'll get my back and i'll go i hope dirty will know what to do easy easy it will take isabel what are you doing little sister nothing i just found mirian's diary and now i'm gonna know all of her secrets give me that oh get up that oh and who get it but where are the pictures this is dumb it doesn't make any sense what did you expect she's not stupid she's using a secret code we just have to figure out how to just stay for it hmm hmm taminos libro hot 啊啊 go close the window there's a dread oh it's pointless i'll never get it right i'm nothing but a bad magician you're the only one who can bring that ring back you know you just have to concentrate oh right uh okay here i go dominus libra uh, what do you mean oh this is strange your magic is gone i'm afraid someone has stolen your spellbook that's the only possible explanation marian loses her powers if someone takes her spellbook not exactly, but if the thief has offered a single spell that's enough to completely neutralize marian's powers the book is confused it doesn't know who it's true master is that's impossible i always have the spell book with me uh, uh, where to go huh isabelle marion you have to find it fast and come up with a spell before sunrise or you'll lose your magic forever, don't worry we'll get it back it's impossible to make any sense of a stupid diary do you think she wrote who she's in love with how ridiculous at least they haven't realized it's a spellbook just go take it back that's my book give it to me what is going on here? why are you arguing over that book show it to me be careful robin, if prince john realizes it's a spell book he'll throw marion in the dungeon for witchcraft tell me prince, since when did you learn to read let robin get him god oh, oh no robin help me robin is attacking don't come any closer let's go stop you little rat give me back that book isabel just you wait get out of here now until robin hood is caught this room is reserved from me in my gold out search everywhere they can't be far i've got that news the spell book is locked in the throne room with isabel and prince john he realize you're a magician the only way to get the prince out is for robin hood to get captured huh, you're not gonna surrender are you of course not i just need a robin now listen to me what idiot lost his apples i don't know but too bad for him peter peter apple here had a wife hello there you are don't worry your turn now so darn it yeah isabel what are you doing here did you want to steal my gold but you pailed god get her out of here no, i just wanted a book leave me alone you can tell my dad your highest the guards have caught robin, it's about time move aside move aside robin is mine open it up quick you get it your command your highness my precious boys, but where is robin which god told you he called robin um that's hard to say they all look the same no i'm surrounded by fools here it is at less you have to cast a spell so that the book recognizes you as its true master oh hurry up! what are you waiting for what if it triggers a new disaster i've been thinking and i've come to the conclusion that magic creates nothing but problems i don't want to be a magician marian, we need you in your magic it's normal to make mistakes at first but you'll learn you can't do everything right the first time and me how am i supposed to turn back into a dragon without you robin, there is good for nothing i knew you wanted my gold coins arrest them this way you are done for cast a paralyzing spell on the guards you know that one no i'll just make things worse i've got you now robin, you and your whole band of outlaws toss them in the dungeon believe in yourself soviet araway and oh no i've messed it up again 啊啊啊! the albert wait we'll talk marion remove your posterior from my royal face i'm sorry i couldn't find your ring i feel just awful about it i understand i'm sure you did everything you could huh my ring hey it's my ring oh thank you you're magic you see you really are a great magician hooray primarian hooray primarian。
