小屁孩日记英文原版有声书在哪听

diary of a wimpy kid by jeff kinney september tuesday first of all let me get something straight this is a journal not a diary i know what it says on the cover but when mom went out to buy this thing i specifically told her to get one that didn't say diary on it great all i need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea the other thing i want to clear up right away is that this was mom's idea not mine， but if she thinks i'm going to write down my feelings in here or whatever she's crazy so just don't expect me to be all dear diary this and dear diary that the only reason i agreed to do this at all is because i figure later on when i'm rich and famous i'll have better things to do than answer people stupid questions all day long so this book is gonna come in handy like i said i'll be famous one day but for now i'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons let me just say for the record that i think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented you got kids like me who haven't hit their growth spurt yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day and then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school if it was up to me grade levels would be based on height not age but then again i guess that would mean kids like shirah gupta would still be in the first grade today is the first day of school and right now we're waiting around for the teacher to hurry up and finish the seating chart so i figured i might as well write in this book to pass the time by the way let me give you some good advice on the first day of school you got to be real careful where you sit you walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any old desk and the next thing you know the teacher is saying i hope you all like where you're sitting because these are your permanent seats so in this class i got stuck with chris hosey in front of me and lionel james and back of me jason brill came in late and almost sat to my right but luckily i stopped that from happening at the last second。

hello， everyone， 大家好，我是 v 店老师。 from today， we're going to read a book together or a diary called diary of a wing picket。 这是一个和大家年纪差不多大，刚上初中的中二少年的日记。 by reading his diary， we will try to learn a lot of english idioms。 去学习一些英语当中的习语 slance， 一些地道的俚语 and useful expressions in our daily life。 还有呢，就是日常生活当中一些非常有用的表达。 or you can just read it for fun okay， let's get started this is a first diary tuesday september the seventh first of all i want to get something straight this is a journal not a diary i know what it says on the cover， but when mom went out to buy this thing i specifically said to make sure it didn't say diary on it so don't expect me to be all dear diary this and dear diary that。 好，那小屁孩呢，在他的今天日记的第一句就说了， i want to get something straight。 什么叫 get something straight？ it means to make something clear 对吧？我想要说清楚， 那他想要说清楚什么呢？就是 this is a journal not a diary。 所以他很介意这到底是 journal 还是 diary 说明。 journal and diary are different like they mean different things journal 呢，就是普通的日记。而 diary 呢，其实他有点这种表示， 女孩子写的关于自己的一些情绪啊，想法啊，甚至是暗恋的事情的这种内容就叫 diary ok。 所以他非常非常不希望别人觉得他在写 diary 来。 all i need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this thing around and get the wrong idea。 好，他非常不希望有一个 jerk 会抓住他，对吗？然后 catch carrying the thing。 不希望有人看到他带着这一本 diary okay， 好，那这个 jerk 是谁呢？其实就是土上的这种男生。 so what is a jerk？ jerk is someone especially a man who is stupid and who does things that annoy or hurt other people？ 呃，就是学校里面那种蠢货或者是混蛋啊，就叫 jerk。 好，那我们可以看到 in this picture the jerk catches greg and says cc。 好，他说他是 cc， 那我们就可以猜到 cc 肯定是一个不太好的词，对不对？是一个骂人的话。那什么是 cc 了才问？ look cc means a boy that other boys dislike because he prefers doing things that girls enjoy。 是不是有点像我们所说的娘炮或者是娘娘腔，对吧？他不希望别人认为他是一个像女孩子一样的。 okay， the other thing i want to clear up right， away is how this was not my idea it was mom's。 好，还有一件事情呢，他想说明白的是什么？这是妈妈的想法，不是他自己的想法，对吗？这里还出现了一个 clear up， 这个跟第一句话里面的 get something straight 其实是一样的意思，都表示说清楚。 okay， the deal is that if i write in this book a little bit each day i get out of one chore on saturdays so of course i picked the one i hate most。 好，那他跟他妈妈有一个 deal 对吧？这个 deal 指的就是他们有一个协议。那这个协议内容是什么？如果每天我写一点日记的话呢？我就可以 get out of one chore on saturdays now what is a chore？ a chore means a small job that you have to do especially work that you do to keep a house clean。 那么可以知道， chore 其实就是有点相当于是家务活，对吧？家务活 you can also say domestic chores and household chores or housework right？ 好，那我们看一下， i picked the one i hate most。 那小屁孩最讨厌的一项家务活是什么？ look at the picture 是不是 scrubbing toilets？ right， so， but if rodrick ever finds out he's scrubbing toilets because of this book on bed okay， so scrubbing toilet means scrub means to rob something hard especially with a stiff brush in order to clean it。 就是刷厕所或者扫扫厕所。 right， okay。 好。然后想起来介绍一下哥哥。 right， oh yeah rodrick's my brother i tried to avoid him anyway， but now i struck this deal with mom i better be extra careful。 好，他平时呢就会去 try to avoid him。 尽量避开它，对吧？尽量躲开它， but now i struck a deal what is struck a deal？ strike a deal 是圆形，对吧？ strike it means to agree to do something for someone if they do something for you 就是达成了一项协议， 对吧？现在既然跟妈妈有一项协议的话呢？ i better be extra careful。 就要更加小心的去 try to avoid rodrick 对吧？要尽量躲开。 rogeric okay， so much for today do you understand everything and i'll see you next time bye bye。

diary of a wimpy kid by jeff kinney september tuesday first of all let me get something straight this is a journal not a diary i know what it says on the cover but when mom went out to buy this thing i specifically told her to get one that didn't say diary on it great all i need is for some jerk to catch me carrying this book around and get the wrong idea the other thing i want to clear up right away is that this was mom's idea not mine， but if she thinks i'm going to write down my feelings in here or whatever she's crazy so just don't expect me to be all dear diary this and dear diary that the only reason i agreed to do this at all is because i figure later on when i'm rich and famous i'll have better things to do than answer people stupid questions all day long so this book is gonna come in handy like i said i'll be famous one day but for now i'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons let me just say for the record that i think middle school is the dumbest idea ever invented you got kids like me who haven't hit their growth sprit yet mixed in with these gorillas who need to shave twice a day then they wonder why bullying is such a big problem in middle school if it was up to me grade levels would be based on height not age but then again i guess that would mean kids like shirah gupta would still be in the first grade today is the first day of school and right now we're waiting around for the teacher to hurry up and finish the seating chart so i figured i might as well write in this book to pass the time by the way let me give you some good advice on the first day of school you got to be real careful where you sit you walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any old desk and the next thing you know the teacher is saying i hope you all like where you're sitting because these are your permanent seats so in this class i got stuck with chris hosey in front of me and lionel james and back of me jason brill came in late and almost sat to my right but luckily i stopped that from happening at the last second next period i should just sit in the middle of a bunch of hot girls as soon as i step in the room but i guess if i do that it just proves i didn't learn anything from last year because i ended up passing notes that probably read greg is a dork man i don't know what is up with the girls these days it used to be a whole lot simpler back in elementary school the deal was if you were the fastest runner in your class you got all the girls and in the fifth grade the fastest runner was ronnie mccoy nowadays it's a whole lot more complicated now it's about the kind of clothes you wear or how rich you are or if you have a cute butter whatever and kids like ronnie mccoy are scratching their heads wondering what the heck happened the most popular boy in my grade is bryce anderson the thing that really stinks is that i have always been into girls but kids like bryce have only come around in the last couple of years i remember how bryce used to act back in elementary school he would say things like i think girls are stinky poos if i heard him i would immediately say i don't think girls are stinky poos but of course now i don't get any credit for sticking with the girls all this time like i said bryce is the most popular kid in our grade so that leaves all the rest of us guys scrambling for the other spots the best i can figure is that i'm somewhere around fifty， second or fifty， third most popular this year but the good news is that i'm about to move up one spot because charlie davies is above me and he's getting his braces next week i try to explain all this popularity stuff to my friend rowley， who was probably hovering right around the 150 mark by the way， but i think it just goes in one ear and out the other with him。