hated rivalry有几季

my weird school book number one miss daisy is crazy chapter one i hate school my name is aj i like football and video games and i hate school our teacher miss daisy was taking attendance it was the first day of second grade miss daisy told everyone in the class to stand up say our name and say something about ourself all the kids laughed when i said i hated school there was nothing funny about it i have learned a lot in my eight years one thing i learned is that there is no reason why kids should have to go to school？ if you ask me kids can learn all we need to learn by watching tv you can learn important information like which breakfast series taste best than what toys you should buy in which shampoo leaves your hair the shiniest this is stuff that we'll need to know when we grow up school is just this dumb thing that grown ups thought up so they wouldn't have to pay for babysitters when i grow up and have children of my own i won't make them go to school they can just ride their bikes and play， football and video games all day they'll be happy and they'll think i'm the greatest father in the world but for now i wanted to let my new teacher miss daisy know from the very start how i felt about school you know what aj miss daisy said i hate school too you do we all stared at miss daisy i thought teachers loved school if they didn't love school why did they become teachers？ why would they ever want to go to a school as a grown up i know that when i'm a grown up i'm not going to go anywhere near a school sure i hate school miss daisy continued if i didn't have to be here teaching you i could be home sitting on my comfortable couch watching tv and eating bonbons wow， we all said what's a bon bon asked ryan a kid with black sneakers who was sitting next to me bon bons are these wonderful chocolate treats miss daisy told us they're about the size of a large acorn and you can pop the whole thing right in your mouth so you don't need a napkin i could eat a whole box of bonbons in one sitting they sound delicious said andrea young a girl with curly brown hair she was sitting up real straight in the front of the class with her hand folded like they were attached to each other miss daisy seemed like a pretty cool lady for a teacher anybody who hated school and like to sit around watching tv and eating chocolate treats was okay by me me and miss daisy had a lot in common maybe going to school wouldn't be so terrible after all。

我在上大学的时候非常讨厌我的上铺，我睡下铺，他睡上铺，我特别讨厌他，因为他睡觉老是翻来翻去啊，而且还打呼噜，我在脑海中不止一次的想到那些恶毒的计划， 当然了，最后我没有实施，但后来我慢慢习惯，后来我才发现他还是蛮可爱的。后来我才发现我的鼾声是全宿舍最大的， 他为什么翻来覆去啊？正是因为我的汉子吵得他睡不着觉，他又不好意思叫醒。很多人其实在道德上 都充满着双重标准，我们对别人的要求是很高的，我们对自己的要求是很低的。所以有句话我跟大家说过很多遍，我们通常都是一个手指别人， 但是你要注意，当你一个手指指别人的时候，你会有四个手指着自己。 我们总是高看自己的成就，低看他人的成就，我们总是无限的夸大他人的错误， 去无限的缩小自己的错。