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我等下发张自拍,然后假装吐槽自己最近变丑了,你们就在底下评论没有啊,还是这么萌之类的,懂了吗?


妈妈,干嘛呀?我搞对象了嘛?搞对象了, ew, ew, that is that is disgusting what of course it's disgusting。 你 看看你这甜甜不甜的,好脏不呵呵的,那没一件干净衣服, 天天那口袋里还揣个塑料兜,你干嘛呀?你天天揣个塑料兜啊,要套尿桶是不是来跑?哎,行吧,那俩人到哪一步了?官宣了吗?官宣了,官宣给我看看。哎,你给我看看 哪个是他哪哪这个, i mean not bad, she's hot, yeah but you know we're not in the same league yeah。 我 这还写了个文案,我翻了你朋友圈近照,你身材比想象中劲爆。 这,这是正常人写的文案吗?啊,我告你,我是时候啊,得带你去二附属看看。哎,哪的人啊,不像天津人啊,哪上海 行啊,还找个外地的,你这交流的了吗人听懂你说话吗?啊?人回来一提,老包三老火腿奶包 人回来都不认识你这有那个心与心的那个 communication, i don't think so really i don't i don't think so。

what is this? i wanna see your peacock? cock cock peacock thanks to katie perry what is this it's tattooed in my mind swan swan? swarovski swan! what is this swallow? ill swallow! 这不是 gentle。 what is this like so easy! parrot! parrot! oh my god! that's so easy! oh my god! what is this can you give me something harder? dove pigeon! oh pigeon! what is this? oops! sparrow! sparrow! what is this wood wrecker! woodpecker! woodpecker! woodpecker! what is this? 理解星期一了。 oh my god! no! ostrich! ostrich! ostrich! what is this? cro! cro! what is this? 不想打了 flamingo! pink! flamingo! flamingo。

可以三二一嗅空气, 今天进行呃嗅空气教学的第二期。好,首先第一个动作,先要把你的眼睛眯起来,眯起来,眯眼看。 对对对,很好很好。然后第二步第二步嘴嘴部动作,先要这样张起来,张起张开,然后你的舌头抵在下面,哈哈, 我要伸出你的猪肝,不要展示猪肝哈,就这样这样,哈哈哈。然后然后最后加起来最后一个手部动作,这样子展示美甲。 对对对,然后呢,三个动作连贯起来,眼神先往前盯, 然后嘴巴加上嘴巴,加上手部。好,可以三二一笑,哭泣, 别咬到舌头啊,哈哈。然后最后 ending post, 还有个 ending post。 ending post 啊,对了,很棒。

she is a receptionist how can i help you? she is a receptionist how can i help you? she is a she is a guide she is a tour guide what says she is a air hostess hindency hindency she's the flight attendant hindency air hostess ballet dancer ballet dancer i know what he is a he is a park cast guy radio dj, radio dj radio head sexy man he's a sexy man he is a surveyor surveyor sexy man no sailor he is a sailor he's a sailor he is a pilot playboy dickhead he is a pilot 啊这是我的 stereotype no offense judge i know him he's really nice。