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来看看熊孩子是怎么捉弄老爸的！ oh dad， i think he dropped something oh， hey， one of my scratches！ 老爸捡起彩票，和往常一样随心所欲的刮开了彩票，然后随手一扔。 hahaha， what hahaha？ it's a talent it's a talent i won i won how much did you win one million charlatans？ whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa i won i won i won！ 这 可把刚进来的 pj 搞得一脸懵逼。盖比表示没什么比捉弄老爸更有趣的了，自己只不过是从二个商店买了一张假的呱呱卡，没想到老爸这么容易就上当了。 i kick in the wall， i'm so happy i don't know what to do with myself。 盖比借机要求老爸带自己去冒险天地玩耍，没想到老爸想都没想就爽快的答应了，因为他现在是百万富翁！ car， we're renting a limo wait dad！ 哈哈哈哈哈！盖比终于如愿的去了游乐园，就算此时老爸发现了真相，自己被关两车禁闭，那也算是值得。然而盖比却突然心疼起了老爸，决定告诉老爸实情。 就在这时，没想到老妈的出现打断了盖比。得知老爸中奖后，老妈特意去商场花了几万抢购了这台他心动的代步车。盖比开始慌了，这下彻底完蛋了。盖比建议老妈赶紧将这玩意退掉，然而却遭到了老妈的果断拒绝。 nope forever， rich has no return policy， but who cares not me nothing， but there's a millionaire nothing， but there's a millionaire woo woo hahaha， you guys didn't really win the lottery it was just a prank so i could go to super adventure land hahahaha， that's really funny so why aren't you laughing i'm really sorry， never meant for it to go this far now i know you're probably gonna grow on me for like two weeks， but under the circumstances i'm fine with three i quit my job today what you can get it back right uh？ 得知中奖后的老妈不仅辞掉了医院的工作，而且还在医院大闹了一番。她终于不用再忍受领导的压迫了，因为她现在是百万富翁。 盖比为了弥补自己犯下的错误，来到医院找到卡伦为老妈说情。然而，卡伦一听到是艾米的儿子，瞬间就不淡定了。 now， that you know the truth can you please give her her job back well， if it means that much to you no ah gotcha， oh， you should see your face i really had to go in there， didn't i oh good good for you karen hahaha。 无可奈何的盖比只好又使出了一招， hahaha， excuse me do you know whose lottery ticket？ this is yes， it's mine hahaha， i want， i want， i want， i want， i want， i want i'm just kidding hey， hey， i've always loved you hahaha。 这一天，老爸在家带娃，结果老妈前脚一走，他就不小心将查理抛了出去。然而小查理却玩的不亦乐乎。 no！ 还好老爸及时接住了他。这要是让老妈知道自己绝对死定了。老爸赶紧叮嘱孩子们，谁也不准告诉老妈，自己得先去一趟医院，先看看自己的屁屁。照看孩子们的重任就落到了姐姐泰迪的身上，这对父子俩只要在一起就乐趣不断。 my body's on fire stop it it's the size of a tire stop it's the size of a tire please p j。 直接就给屁屁一巴掌，老爸屁屁瞬间火区扩散，不愧是老爸的好儿子。老爸叫屁 j 赶紧去叫医生， 但是不能让在这里上班的老妈发现，尽量不要引起其他人的注意。屁 j 表示，我这么帅气的脸蛋，不想引起别人的注意都难呐。屁 j 灵机一动，想到了一个办法，刚打开门就看见了门外的老妈。屁 j 被吓得手忙脚乱，然后闯进了隔间。这里有一个嘴颊上挂着一个男孩， 还好屁姐反应够快，直接装起了医生。屁姐问小男孩哪里出了问题，小男孩很无奈的回答道，你是野家吗？难道没看见有个鱼钩挂在我的嘴唇上吗？ how'd this happen my dad is not a very good fisherman？ hey， mine's not a very good walkin down the stairsman so guessing you're a 97 pounder。 pj 准备再次出去，没想到却被老妈撞了个正着。老妈很疑惑 pj 为什么在医院，而且穿着医生的衣服。 hey， honey hahaha， bob nice work， son hahaha。 无奈的老爸只好说出了实情。老妈也很自责，自己真是个糟糕的母亲，是自己高估了自己可以一边工作一边照顾四个孩子，毕竟赶紧劝两人冷静一点，他们都是很好的父母，照顾孩子从来都不是一个人的事。 chandra soulihan to the operating room never ends。 另外一边，姐姐泰迪在家里把小查理也照顾的很好，盖比也开始慢慢喜欢上了查理了。 i am warm enough to her already。

这个熊孩子实在是太坏了，竟然趁着老爸在刮胡子，一把将马桶塞堵在了老爸的嘴里。那股难闻的味道瞬间让老爸恶心到要疯掉。好不容易拔出马桶塞，男人赶紧跑去用水漱口， 甚至还把脑袋伸进洗衣机里冲洗。他觉得这样还不够，又往身上倒了洗发水、沐浴露，从头到脚洗了个遍。第二天，男人想着烤几根香肠去去味，不料他那好大儿又开始作妖。只见小胖提起一个灭火器，趁老爸一个不注意，哭呲呲几下，把炭火全给灭了。 这波操作直接把老爸气的火冒三丈。之后父子俩一起看电视，男人发现儿子又把自己的糗事发到了网上。儿子见事不妙， 找个借口把老爸治开。看到桌上的仙人球，他又动了歪脑筋，把桌上的仙人掌藏起来，等老爸回来一屁股坐下，立马被砸成马蜂窝。于是老爸决定要胖揍儿子一顿。 结果老爸刚跑进车库，又中了儿子的圈套。下一秒，小胖按下开关，还没等老爸反应过来，车库大门就已经关上。有这样的儿子，真是太倒霉了！

it got so inside that the way just i'm okina i don't thought i gotta get closer okay got so inside i don't know what to eva shame did you know some ochina who in that whoa who in that it's beneath them。 眼前这位对着车内接连输出意大利国粹的光头男人，正是国际米兰的体育总监皮耶罗奥西里奥。 他刚刚得知自己十九岁还在上大学的女儿有一个四十五岁的男朋友。奥西利奥开着自己的宝马车赶来了。下车后，他走到女儿乘坐的车旁边，发现坐在副驾的中年男人 都是给他说的。 最终奥西利奥也没办法，只能平静下来，先了解两人到底什么关系。 我是 i don't debate you no if i ski for it i love you i don't think i'm gonna make it no。 又是一番下车，我不下。在争论后，奥西利奥了解到这车是女儿的四十五岁男友送给她的。 作为米兰大学法学专业毕业的高材生，奥西利奥不再纠结让女儿下车的问题，转而开始斥责女儿，他送给你的车来源合法吗？你怎么就能轻易接受？这就是视频开头的那一幕，与女儿争论结束后，他又找到女儿男友。在国米年薪超过一百万欧元 的奥西利奥直接了当表示，我可以给女儿买两百辆车，不需要你送给他，你不能给我女儿买车。接着表示，男人必须从他女儿身边消失，就当他今天没来过这里， 这件事没有发生过。给车子牌照拍照后，奥西利奥就带着女儿离开。

爸，嗯，我东西掉床下边了，你帮我捡一下呗？你怎么不吃呢？那我腿不是坏了吗？你帮我捡一下又没有什么好处。我，我不给你捡。你，你要是帮我捡，我给你两百块钱，哈哈哈哈。 哎呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

glowing message is transmitted at the request of the united states government this is not a test a nuclear attack was commenced against the united states 15 nuclear bombs have detonated in several areas across the country they include baltimore， boston， chicago， denver， detroit， los angeles， law， vegas， new york， pennsylvania， portland， maine， portland， oregon， san francisco， san diego， seattle and washington， bc at this time all residence within a 400 mile radius of bizarius should see cafalo shelter fall out as a product of nuclear attacks prolonged exposure to fallout will result in certain data if there is a nearby location that has been designated as a fallout shelter go there now otherwise seek shelter and the interior part of a strong building on the lowest floor make sure you have food water and battery powered radio with you do not exit to follow shelter until the all clear has been given tunes with travel chains and disturbing your area for more information the president will be speaking on all station shortly stands by for this message this is an emergency action notification all broadcast and cable system shall transmit its emergency action notification message this station has interrupted its regular program at the request of the white house to participate in the emergency alert system during this emergency most stations will remain on the air providing news and information to the public in assign areas do not use your telephone the telephone lines should be kept open for emergency use the emergency alert system has been activated we enter up this program this is a national emergency important instructions will follow dad it's a prank your son yes look watch have i go to the next video 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 i was in here and all of them i hear it and i'm like i go around and i sit down so not funny look at that frank again where do you run it i can't read my face are you okay i literally i went around and i sat down like oh my god get daddy on the phone and then i'm like it's in his farm because the answer is like what do we do i'm like well if it gets lord i would put you in the closet love you dad。 哈哈哈哈 yeah he got me too one not as bad as this。

ah jesus christ hahahaha sorry i've turned a lot of it hahahaha eighty fifteen only all eight times one one two two three three four four bye bye 啊 hahaha i did it was stupid you're shit stupid ah get out of it stop it 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 we have some of the first put it in mind the cool 哈哈哈啊哈哈你看你开了美颜。

what is that we interrupt this program？ this is a national emergency important instructions will follow message is transmitted at the request of the united states government this is not a test a nuclear attack was commenced against the united states fifty nuclear box have detonated in several areas across the country they include baltimore， boston， chicago， santor detroit， los angeles， los vegas， new york， pennsylvania， portland， maine， portland， oregon， san francisco， indiana， seattle， and washington， d c at this time all residents when in a 400 mile radius of bizarias should see cafalo shelter followed as a product of nuclear attacks for long exposure to follow who result in certain death if there is a public location that has been designated as a followed shelter go there now otherwise seek shelter in the interior part of a strong building on the lowest floor make sure you have food water and battery colored radio with you do not exit the fallout shelter until the all clear has been given tune to a station that is serving your area for more information the president will be speaking on all station shortly stand by for this man i made a sir like serious what are you seeing nobody moving or nothing old prolonged exposure to follow it will result in shelter go there now otherwise seek shelter in the interior part of a strong building on the lowest notification all broadcasted cable system shelf handson is emergency action 哈喽干嘛 this is wpia this is the real thing？ 宝宝，哎，我不吃东西。 what do you have work？ hey， this is the batman sitting with some messes over this joint korea the north korea bannerson muscles over the united states they got the alert on tv right now， oh y'all don't we wait for you oh man all right that's gonna take a shop or somewhere bro you down yeah come on i just said everybody went over bomb off let's get for how we were going down into the basement okay there at the point 哈哈哈哈哈哈 don't get me called do the word anyway that's so funny go call hoof。

把泥巴放进苹果里恶搞我爸爸，快快快，小姐小姐。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，这怎么黏糊？ 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。