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一时之间分不清他是为了妈妈的幸福而努力,还是为了自己的成绩在使劲。 now you haven't had boyfriend in eternity okay first of all by choice okay just anyways you know my last feature yes, so he seemed okay he's thirty one he's sixty four he's buff no hold on where are you going with this timothy? well, i'm saying cause you know how like i'm doing i'm doing good at school for like i can get a better grade tim so no you are not hooking me up with your teachers no uh uh no i did the math in my head i did the math in my head so technically if you guys date, i would get in one hundred you're not looking me up with your teacher dude fine no, no he has a beautiful is he book he is boss hahaha mom i have to play college to box wait wait wait wait! where are our parent confidences hahahaha,


他不是烦你计算器,他是烦我。我一会哎一会休亚米诺你计算器一会 boog 一会啊哒啊哒一会 boy 一会 corn in it 一会儿哒哒嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟一会儿 everyone move i'm gay 一会儿呜呜呜一会儿呜 一会儿 welcome homemaster 呢一会儿嘿嘿嘿一会儿 anyway 一会儿嘣嘣嘣丢丢 一会我家蛮大的。你邪了门。

but i mean i don't act that differently i don't think even if i'm drunk and i get like a little happier i guess or something sleepy drunk or after i was drunk like i was just like lying down in bed and then the others were like wait no you should you should uh you should change before he sleep shoe and i was like ugh and i got up and i changed and then i went back to bed and i was like you get softer when you're drunk softer wait so i'm i'm harder when i'm not drunk wait, no, i shouldn't have said that i just realized what i said? no wait wait wait wait no what what no anyways。


刚给老公买了穴位。哇。放心吧。随便。身体好。准备好了吗?放心啊。那我去想想身上哈。哎是可以哈。嗯 不痛不痛。哈哈哈哈不痛不痛哈哈哈。啊那换一下吧换那个喂吧喂啊喂。 哈哈哈胃不行胃不行了。那这样吧。干干干。 哈哈哈哈哈干干嘛干这么不好。熬多了眼熬多了血熬多了眼。哦。能懂能理解能懂。肝不好是吧。肠子吧试一下。肠子肠子找一下哈。啊这里 长也不行长也不行。我就不信你就肾不好。来来来。是是是肾可力行。肾这肾好吗?是肾可力行。准备好了哈。嗯,肾好。 走一会。哈哈哈痛吗?不痛不痛。你跳什么。有点痒有点痒。对哈哈哈痛吗。不痛最后一下。最后一下 我就不信了。动吗?哎不动。小刘你来小刘加工资啊哈哈哈 不动那是我的观音菩萨。是这老丈人。大点声行不行。肯定行啊。 痛吗不痛痛吗?不痛哈哈哈哈。我是你的刘德华。心脏看一下。心脏痛心脏痛。血脂高心脏都不好。哈哈哈血脂高。 哈哈哈干干干干干行不行。哈哈哈干吧干吧。干也不行。 姐我还不相信新的。你肾有那么好吗。肾肯定好了。肾照一下肾 哟痛不痛吧。不痛哈哈哈哈不痛痛了吧。哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈看你俩谁的肾最好。开始。爸你肾肯定行。我女婿肾也不错。那开始吧。 你看爸是不是没感觉。动不动你看。嗯动不动是吧。咦哈哈哈谁不动啊。不动爸你不要别人了。有没有痛的。 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈你别笑哈哈哈。


婚前婚后接媳妇上下班的区别。婚前媳妇下班了累不累啊?媳妇不累,就是胃疼。胃疼?那不行,你等我一会。 媳妇这我给你买的那个牛奶,你喝了胃能舒服点。这是你爱。你爱吃那个,那个蛋黄派,还有这个。这是胃药。这我给你买的红糖水,一会回家老公给你煮。老公,你对我也太好了吧,我真不白跟你处对象。 那必须对你不好对谁好啊?来,媳妇。老公给按摩。不用按。老公我自己缓缓就好了,怪累的。那能行吗?我不趁现在有劲对你好。对谁好啊。老公你对我也太注重了,太好了吧。必须对你不注重对谁注重啊。慢点行慢点。 哎呀,老公,这车也太好看了吧,真可爱,我嗷嗷喜欢。给老贵了吧这车。媳妇这是五菱宏光迷你, 贵。九块九啊。九块九?开玩笑吧。老公没开玩笑,现在拼多多六周年庆,为了给新车让路,这款迷你现在全线降价处理, 九块九包邮,时尚又小巧,续航还强呢。这个车不过每个人只限一台。媳妇连接我放在评论区置顶了,你也可以抢。好可爱呀这个车。必须的。媳妇这车跟你一样可爱。回家吧,婚后你能不能出来了。 啥时候出来呀。这么墨迹呢。服了。你咋还不下班,都几点了。 不行你自己走回去吧。那怎么还不回信息呢。你搁公司住得了。 催啥呀。我这不出来了吗。几点了。你看看几点了。哎呀,我今天本来就够累。能不能不说我了。今天你给我做饭呗。老公你累了,那我给你送你妈那去, 让你妈给你住。我跟李广我们喝酒去。那我自己打车走。别别别的呀。不用我送你呗。不用不用送啊。你慢点啊慢点的到你妈那给我发微信。