克拉克森车评特点

大猩猩克拉克森又开喷了。视频内容依然是来自于他在泰晤士报的专栏。在聊本期的主角之前，他先拿兰博基尼沃尔斯开刀。他说，沃尔斯这个名字听起来就像某种尿路感染。更糟糕的是，新款沃尔斯居然变成了插电混动版，这 在克拉克森眼里，简直就像是发现硬汉维尼琼斯晚上躲在家里绣花一样荒谬。言归正传，他这次写的是试驾新款奥迪 r s q 八的体验。 他说兰博基尼的德国亲戚奥迪却反其道而行之，没有搞混动，而是塞进了一台六百三十一匹马力的四点零升 v 八引擎。大猩猩惊呼， 奥迪居然给他那个疯狂的意大利儿子兰博基尼穿上了斯文的西裤，却把他那个乖乖女般的德国女儿奥迪变成了喷火怪兽。 它是当时最快的 suv， 足以让一颗熄灭的恒星重新自转。在这个充满雨泥甘蓝的环保世界里，它就是一架阿帕奇武装直升机。但这台完美的猛兽却有一个致命的缺陷，它太听话了。 为了遵守欧洲的新法规，只要稍微超速或偏离车道，车里就会响个不停。别的厂家会弄个一键关闭，但死板的德国人非要让你执行一系列复杂操作。 克拉克森坐在车里骂了五分钟娘，连谷歌都救不了他。为了不听那个该死的叮叮声，他被迫开着这台时速能跑两百八十公里的野兽，像个老太太一样在路上爬行。除了报警音，这车还有一点让克拉克森无法忍受， 他把什么都交给你来调避震硬度、过弯体感、排气、声浪，全都要你自己设置。克拉克森吐槽道， 我付了十五万英镑，你得负责把它调好啊！这就好比去餐厅吃饭，厨师扔给你一堆生肉和锅铲，让你自己做。那天晚上回到家，他不死心又去搜了怎么关超速警告，流程复杂的让人怀疑人生。 在这个菜单里，你有 abc 三个选项，但正确答案居然是 d。 你 得点屏幕左上角一个毫无意义的图标，才能进入正确的页面。而且你不能搜超速警告，你得关掉交通标志识别。 最要命的是，每次上车一切都会重置，最终在大战了一晚上都关不掉那个超速警告后，克拉克森给出了结论，这台车毫无乐趣，甚至索然无味。与其买它，你不如去买台两年前的二手 rs 六 evant。 为什么？ 因为那时候的车还没装上这些像保姆一样烦人的电子撩考。关于大猩猩对奥迪 rs q 八的评价，你怎么看？评论区聊聊。

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