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【回回营8元牛肉饺子和清华光头强16岁女儿】清华光头强的北大瑜伽老婆去温州出差了,早晨在昆明呈贡回回营清真寺礼完拜,顺便来清真惠玥小吃店吃完饺子,这个小吃店是夫妻店,夫妻俩都是1973年出生属牛的,比我这条1977年的蛇大4岁,比我的女儿,同样属牛的丁小小大36岁,惠玥小吃店已经开了16年啦,想想这家小吃店应该是和我女儿丁小小同龄,最开始的时候,饺子面条米线只卖2元一碗,现在也只卖8元一碗(小碗),哈哈,我和属牛的人很有缘,有点想在北京与前妻共同生活的女儿啦,一转眼快3年没有见她了,教我如何不想她?3年前女儿来昆明看我的时候,我问她以前给爸爸打0分,现在呢?她笑嘻嘻的回答我:100分,得意忘形的我马上追问,你给亲爸100分,那你给后爸打多少分?她瞪着眼珠子秒回我:我给后爸打1万分,哈哈,你满意了么?吃醋了可别怪我,你自找的!我也秒回小丫头:哈哈,我高兴的要喝香油呢,我最怕你后爸虐待你,现在知道你对他很满意,我高兴的可以上天堂啦! 【Hui Hui Ying 8-Yuan Beef Dumplings】 Ding Runqiang (Tsinghua Bald Brother Strong)'s Peking University yoga instructor wife is on a business trip to Wenzhou. This morning, after finishing prayers at the Hui Hui Ying Mosque in Chenggong, Kunming, I came to the Huiyue Snack Shop for some dumplings. This snack shop is a husband-and-wife business; both proprietors were born in 1973, the Year of the Ox. They are 4 years older than me, born in 1977 (the Year of the Snake), and 36 years older than my daughter, Ding Xiaoxiao, who was also born in the Year of the Ox.
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