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美国养英短一年后悔五件事。当初在breeder那被一团灰胖子迷得刷卡 现在养满一年 有几样东西真该早点有人劈头盖脸告诉我😭 第一 毛能淹了你以为短毛不掉毛 结果它像蒲公英成精 沙发地毯衣服嘴里都是 吸尘器一周清两次尘盒还是爆满。买了空气净化器才勉强活下来 💸 第二 心脏这事不是吓人的英短那宽胸脯里心肌说厚就厚 兽医说这品种就是跑不掉的基因 第一年体检直接加心超 听诊器没用。账单大几百美刀 心在滴血但不敢省 第三 它懒不是人设是本能每天睡二十个小时 逗猫棒甩断它眼皮都不抬。为了不让体重飙去 猫粮按粒算 处方减肥粮比普通贵一倍 还得求它动两下 太难了 第四 保险一定趁早买头仨月我抠门没买 结果尿路出问题进急诊 一晚干掉大半个月工资。现在每月老实交几十刀保费 跟急诊账单比真是小钱 第五 它不粘人但认人抱回来以为能天天搂着 结果这货只肯坐你旁边绝不上腿 但你去哪它跟哪。一年了才懂 英短对爱的理解是静静守着你 想通这事我花了整整一年 First year with a British Shorthair in the US — 5 regrets nobody warned me about 😭 1️⃣ The fur will drown you. "Short hair" my ass. This cat sheds like a dandelion demon. Vacuum twice a week, still full. Bought an air purifier just to survive. 💸 2️⃣ Heart thing is REAL. BSH wide chest = thick heart muscle. Vet said it's genetic. Stethoscope won't catch it. First year = drop hundreds on echocardiogram. Painful but can't skip. 3️⃣ Lazy is not a vibe, it's a lifestyle. Sleeps 20 hours. Won't move for toys. To stop obesity, I count kibbles. Prescription diet food costs double. Begging a cat to exercise. 💔 4️⃣ Insurance DAY ONE. I cheaped out first 3 months. Then urinary blockage — ER bill ate half my monthly paycheck. Now pay $30/month like a good simp. Cheap compared to emergency. 5️⃣ Not cuddly but loyal. Thought I'd get a lap cat. Nope. He sits next to you, never on you. But follows you everywhere. Took me a whole year to understand: BSH shows love by just being near you. 🙏 #BSHinUSA #BritishShorthairRegret#美国养英短 #英短劝退 #北美养猫血泪
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