丹尼尔开头的笑教程

赛博远古真神志第十三期行走的低音炮丹尼尔，这位远古真神曾在二零二零年到二零二一年之间，凭借着翻唱的歌和魔性低音炮迅速火出圈，同时登顶各大音频榜第一，引得无数人二创视频， 我记得当时最火的是那个什么盘点那些失尽造就的神奇场面，不过后面随着版本的更新和本人的销声匿迹淡出了互联网。最近不知道哪个全民制作人把丹尼尔请了出来，并进行二创 这门崩住的也是神人了。在现在的版本中，大家不在关注他的低音，反而关注起他的魔性笑声。我们至今无法得知丹尼尔为什么会失禁，我只能说不愧是远古真神，不知道落后了多少版本后重出江湖依旧强势，神人程度我可以给个十分。

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我终于找到丹尼尔假装绷不住的原因了，我们先听他前面唱的，你们听是不是特别的好听？ 所以丹尼尔为了证明自己不是假唱，就是假装笑了一下，问丹尼尔应该比旺仔小乔聪明， 注意到了吗？还有一个细节，丹尼尔开始脱外套，也不知道是干什么。 注意这里的笑有点像我们班同学，同样没有什么用。

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